The Talking Centipede

A chap decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

He finally bought a talking centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box "Would you like to go to church with me today ? We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit but he waited a few minutes and then asked again "How about going to church with me and receive blessings ?"

But. again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.


So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.



He decided to invite the centipede one last time. This time, he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted 'Hey, you in there ! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God ?



This time, a little voice came out of the box 'Alright, alright, I heard you the first time ! I'm putting my shoes on !!'

Happy Mother's Day

Marion made me breakfast in bed, but instead of a cup of tea she gave me a mug of water!!

She gave me packets of seeds and gardening gloves and made some cards and pulled up my flowers from the garden.

I've had a lovely day just relaxing and chilling. For dinner it's roast chicken, mini corn cobs, asparagus, parmentier potatoes and a bottle of sparkling elderflower.